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Pokemon meme
Rules:
On randompokemon.com, generate one Pokemon for each of these answers.
Tag 5 Pokemon fans!


1. This Pokémon will cook for you for the rest of your life:
Gible (seems like he can be a bit reliable, when will he evolve to garchomp?)

2. This Pokémon hates you a lot:
dugtrio
(i think this is the worst one to hate me, can dig a hole big enough to swallow my home)

3. You share your bed with this Pokémon:
Lopunny, (how fun, a warm little rabbit to cuddle)

4. This Pokémon will sit on your lap when you are on the computer:
happiny
(thank goodness, if it were an onix or something, well my lap would be crushed.)

5. This Pokémon is madly obsessed with you in a creepy/romantic manner:
Suicune (a legendary is creepily, madly in love with me, awesome)

6. This Pokémon will join your team and stay in it forever:
Latias (racking in the legendaries, awwwww yeaaaaah)

7. This Pokemon will kill you slowly and painfully:
Cryogonal
(Its gonna freeze me, I bet)

8. This Pokemon has a mother complex and will cling to you all the time:
Beartic
(A icy polar bear, perfect~)

9. This Pokemon would risk its life to save you from any danger:
Onix
(there you are, you may not sit on my lap, but you can save me any day buddy.)

10. This Pokemon secretly touches you in your sleep:
Pidgeot
(as long as it's with its wings)

11. This Pokemon secretly wants to cuddle with you:
Hariyama
(er, well, I guess we can buddy, I remember using you in sapphire for strength to push around boulders)

12. This Pokemon is a spy:
Kakuna
(I knew it, can't trust this cocoon just hanging there)

13. This Pokemon wishes you were never born:
Yanma
(Well listen here you little punk, you suck too)

14. This Pokemon eats everything you make:
Slowking
(if it can teach me everything, I'll feed it with no problem)

15. This Pokemon forgets you exist sometimes:
Gothitelle
(well forget you too)

16. This Pokemon wants your body.
munchlax
(well, you can lose some weight buddy, but remember, you're beautiful no matter what)

17. This Pokemon knows where you live.
Tauros
(well... okay)

18. This Pokemon has made babies with you while you were sleeping.
Lickilicky
(Ha.....ha..... I am terribly disturbed)

19. This Pokemon is your long lost brother/sister.
Electivire
(He is electric, i like electric types, sounds reasonable)

20. This Pokemon dreams about you every night.
Koffing
(LOLOLO, I've always wanted a koffing plushie, i used to draw it on my arm all the time)

21. This Pokemon will marry you in the future.
Cubone (ironically, this is lucia's spirit pokemon >w>)

22. This Pokemon is you in a different life.
Vaporeon
(well electric vs water, this can be somewhat true)

23. This Pokemon is your ex and he/she cries over you every day.
Scyther
(whatever I did, I'm really sorry, it's probably cause you couldn't learn fly)

24. This Pokemon is your future child.
Marill
(how cyoot~)

25. This Pokemon has a better singing voice than you, and they brag about it all the time.
Bonsly
(well... I heard it can be feisty, not gonna argue with it)

26. This Pokemon has cut off one of your strands of hair and worshiped it for many years.
Spearow
(fcking birds)

27. This Pokemon is racist to you and makes fun of your skin color.
Bellossom
(well I hate you too and your grass green skin and whatever)

28. This Pokemon would catch a grenade for you.
Golem
(GOLEM NO)

29. This Pokemon was your mom's ex boyfriend in college.
Swellow
(he seems classy enough)

30. This Pokemon is that one idiot that trolled you about your art.
Sealeo
(Shouldve saw it in that mustache)

31. This Pokemon is a stripper and wants to meet you.
Slaking
(Uhm... uh.... no)

32. This Pokemon bought you that Snuggie on your birthday.
Jolteon
(oh yesssss)

33. This Pokemon wants to ruin your wedding.
Metang
(What do you have against me bro?)

34. This Pokemon wants to have your babies.
Regirock
(I again feel really uncomfortable)

35. This Pokemon writes love letters to you but can't afford stamps so you never get them.
Skiploom
(But I'm sure they float in the wind... why can't it deliver them itself?

36. This Pokemon stalks you on the internet.
Mr. Mime
(uncomfortable, really, uncomfortable)

37. This Pokemon talks about you behind your back.
Excadrill
(well you arent the prettiest of types anyways)

38. This Pokemon works at the car dealership where you will get/ you got your first car.
Purrloin
(to trust or not to trust)

39. This Pokemon wants to/ wanted to go to prom with you.
Delcatty
(cats man, cats, she seems like a charmer to go with)

40. This Pokemon lives under your bed.
Magmar
(why hasn't it caught on fire yet?)

41. This Pokemon smokes in your driveway when you're not home.
Hitmonlee
(Did you lose another fighting match buddy?)

42. This Pokemon got into your internet connection and used your wifi.
Dialga
(you control time, so I guess you can bro)

43. This Pokemon is your best friend's REAL best friend.
Armaldo
(a fossil over me? ;A; )

44. This Pokemon sings Red Solo Cup to you as a lullaby.
Mantyke
(i find this cute and hilarious)

45. This Pokemon TP'd you while you were away.
Grumpig
(you damn pig, I will turn you into bacon)

46. This Pokemon wants to be you.
Vanilluxe
(Ice cream wants to be me? Aight)

47. This Pokemon really likes you and thinks the world of you but his/her mother is forcing them to marry some idiot.
Bronzong
(I'm sorry bro, but, you were to cold to begin with)

48. This Pokemon knows your credit card number. (if you don't have a credit card just pretend you do)
Darkrai
(_{I don't have a credit card dude})

49. This Pokemon killed itself when you left it.
Shiftry
(The tengu pokemon had left me first))

50. This Pokemon wants you to tag 4 people.
Watchog
(with those eyes, I might as well)

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